Oh dearest Santa, I promise I’ve been good.
Always used my litter box and eaten all my food.
That broken lamp was a minor transgression.
I don’t think it required that time-out session.
And it wasn’t I who shred the arm of that chair.
Besides, isn’t that why they come with a pair.
The hairball on the human’s pillow didn’t come from me.
I don’t have floofy furs as you can plainly see.
And all that litter spread through the house hither to yon…
It sprang right out of the box long after I had gone.
And you know that sandwich the human left on the table…
I swear it was stolen by a stray mouse named Mabel.
And the Christmas tree that suddenly toppled over…
Was not pushed by me but a marauding gopher.
I have no idea how these critters invade my space.
I never leave the cat door open or out of place.
Oh. dearest Santa, I’ve truly never ever been naughty.
So please bring me some toys from Jackson Galaxy.
And a big bag of nip to last a whole year…
Please, oh please, oh please Santa dear.
And some nommy treats would be totally pawsome.
I’d eat every one and not leave a crumb.
For I, the cat, have been as good as a cat can be.
So please don’t pass me by this Christmas Eve.
If you’ll stop by my house once again this year,
I promise to leave cookies and a bit of good cheer beer.
And as to next year, I raise my right paw
And promise to be a good cat, oh dear Santa Claws.
Yours truly, The Cat
© Janet Buickerood Blue
Novemeber 25, 2014
I bet you will get thousands of CATmas gifts from Santa this year !!
XOXO
Faraday: *raises paw* uhm…you think Hannukah Harry might be interested in something similar from ME an’ stuff??
How cute. How true ! v.
Great poem Kitties Blue!! I am sure that Santa Paws will leave you extra just for your efforts 😉
Much love Sherri-Ellen & Angel Nylablue x0x0x0x0x0x0x0
MOL MOL MOL 😀 What a PAWSOME letter to Santa! How could Santa not bring you any presents after reading that! MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino <3
That’s a really cute poem, we bet Santa will love it! Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S.)
Awww cutest poem ever and I bet Santa Claws will give each and every wish of yours =)
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We love your poem! And we think you will have Santa completely fooled, um, convinced! You bet you will! After all, you could run circles around anyone…um…we mean, you are the quintessential angels of cats 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo
MOL MOL! Love it!
Marty
Apaws ! Apaws ! Great poem-letter ! How could Santa Paws say “no” ? Purrs
Great letter! Hope you get all you wish for 🙂
Purrs xx
Athena and Marie
I absolutely love your poem!
I hope Santa Claws brings you lots of wonderful things this year.
That’s a great letter to Santa and a good reminder that kitties are never at fault.
Hi Kitties and Humans–We love you guys soooooooo much! We hope that you have a warm and cozy Thanksgiving day tomorrow!
And we LOVED your poem–you should TOTALLY be on Santa’s nice list 😉
It was my fault said no cat ever. I love your letter to Santa.
I LOVE that letter to Santa! Hmmm… That reminds me. I had better get my letter in, soon. Santa’s pretty busy, this time of year.
Purrs,
Nissy
MOL MOL MOL! That poem sounds like it could be applicable to any one of us! We didn’t break that lamp.. we didn’t ruin that door frame… we didn’t throw up on that book… we didn’t tear down those blinds… the list could go on and on! But Mommy and Daddy love us anyway.
Wait a second… do you think Santa will visit US?! Now you’ve got us worried…
(Love the poem!)
Cute clipart and poem. I don’t need a poem. I just slip Santa some green papers under the table. Heh heh.
MOL MOL!! Do you think he will be taken in ….. errrr … I mean, visit you this year?
That is a nice letter to Santa- I am sure he will bring you everything you want.
Oh, this is a purrfect purrayer for cats! I just know it will work for a letter to Santa!
We loved the poem!
We love the poem!
Hahahaha fabulous poem,xx Rachel and Speedy
Think you’ll convince him, for sure!*wink*
The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx
We loves your poem! Santa surely can’t say no to stopping by after reading that 🙂
You were a perfect cat.. I’m sure Santa Claws knows that.
Dat be so very cute. 🙂 Happy Fanksgivin’.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
PeeEss: When yous paw da linky fwum da cat blogosphere linkies it takes you to a 404 page. Yous hav to click home to get to yous bloggy.
I know, without a doubt, that Santa will love your letter!
MOL! We loved that!
Brilliant! How could Santa resist that?
That is absolutely fantastic…I LOVE IT!
That was a great letter! Any of us coulda written that. 🙂
LOL i enjoyed that 🙂
MOL MOL MOL..we loves that one guys! I bet Santa falls for it..i mean I am sure Santa knows all this to be true…really…why would you tell a porkie pie MOL much loves an Paw pats ..the best behaved kitties in the whole of Down Under..ever…..Dinnermintz,Cleo,Pickles an Marbles <3 <3 <3
Now if he doesn’t understand THAT, I don’t know ! lol !
Yup, that’s sounds true and nicely done.
It’s always No Kitty’s fault, that rascal!
We love that!! MOL!!
Awesome letter to Santa, what a clever poem! Don’t worry, Clooney Claus will cover ya!
ROFLMFBO!
(rolling on floor laughin my furry bum off)