by Janet Blue on November 25, 2014

Oh dearest Santa, I promise I’ve been good.
Always used my litter box and eaten all my food.
That broken lamp was a minor transgression.
I don’t think it required that time-out session.
And it wasn’t I who shred the arm of that chair.
Besides, isn’t that why they come with a pair.
The hairball on the human’s pillow didn’t come from me.
I don’t have floofy furs as you can plainly see.
And all that litter spread through the house hither to yon…
It sprang right out of the box long after I had gone.
And you know that sandwich the human left on the table…
I swear it was stolen by a stray mouse named Mabel.
And the Christmas tree that suddenly toppled over…
Was not pushed by me but a marauding gopher.
I have no idea how these critters invade my space.
I never leave the cat door open or out of place.
Oh. dearest Santa, I’ve truly never ever been naughty.
So please bring me some toys from Jackson Galaxy.
And a big bag of nip to last a whole year…
Please, oh please, oh please Santa dear.
And some nommy treats would be totally pawsome.
I’d eat every one and not leave a crumb.
For I, the cat, have been as good as a cat can be.
So please don’t pass me by this Christmas Eve.
If you’ll stop by my house once again this year,
I promise to leave cookies and a bit of good cheer beer.
And as to next year, I raise my right paw
And promise to be a good cat, oh dear Santa Claws.
Yours truly, The Cat
© Janet Buickerood Blue
    Novemeber 25, 2014
Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal November 30, 2014 at 9:16 am

I bet you will get thousands of CATmas gifts from Santa this year !!

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Maxwell, Faraday & Allie November 29, 2014 at 7:55 pm

Faraday: *raises paw* uhm…you think Hannukah Harry might be interested in something similar from ME an’ stuff??
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vera ersilia November 29, 2014 at 4:16 pm

How cute. How true ! v.

Sherri-Ellen T-D. November 28, 2014 at 6:31 pm

Great poem Kitties Blue!! I am sure that Santa Paws will leave you extra just for your efforts 😉
Much love Sherri-Ellen & Angel Nylablue x0x0x0x0x0x0x0
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Purrfect Kitties November 28, 2014 at 3:01 pm

MOL MOL MOL 😀 What a PAWSOME letter to Santa! How could Santa not bring you any presents after reading that! MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino <3

Judy & C.A.T.S November 28, 2014 at 9:37 am

That’s a really cute poem, we bet Santa will love it! Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S.)

Merlinda Little (@pixiedusk) November 28, 2014 at 5:44 am

Awww cutest poem ever and I bet Santa Claws will give each and every wish of yours =)

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LP November 27, 2014 at 11:11 am

We love your poem! And we think you will have Santa completely fooled, um, convinced! You bet you will! After all, you could run circles around anyone…um…we mean, you are the quintessential angels of cats 🙂

the critters in the cottage xo
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Marty the Manx November 27, 2014 at 10:14 am

MOL MOL! Love it!
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The Swiss Cats November 27, 2014 at 2:05 am

Apaws ! Apaws ! Great poem-letter ! How could Santa Paws say “no” ? Purrs
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Athena November 27, 2014 at 1:35 am

Great letter! Hope you get all you wish for 🙂

Purrs xx
Athena and Marie
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Mary @ Stale Cheerios November 27, 2014 at 1:06 am

I absolutely love your poem!

I hope Santa Claws brings you lots of wonderful things this year.

Raven November 26, 2014 at 11:30 pm

That’s a great letter to Santa and a good reminder that kitties are never at fault.

Spitty the Kitty November 26, 2014 at 11:19 pm

Hi Kitties and Humans–We love you guys soooooooo much! We hope that you have a warm and cozy Thanksgiving day tomorrow!

And we LOVED your poem–you should TOTALLY be on Santa’s nice list 😉

Christy Paws November 26, 2014 at 11:05 pm

It was my fault said no cat ever. I love your letter to Santa.
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Nerissa's Life November 26, 2014 at 10:32 pm

I LOVE that letter to Santa! Hmmm… That reminds me. I had better get my letter in, soon. Santa’s pretty busy, this time of year.

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Kitty Cat Chronicles November 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm

MOL MOL MOL! That poem sounds like it could be applicable to any one of us! We didn’t break that lamp.. we didn’t ruin that door frame… we didn’t throw up on that book… we didn’t tear down those blinds… the list could go on and on! But Mommy and Daddy love us anyway.
Wait a second… do you think Santa will visit US?! Now you’ve got us worried…
(Love the poem!)
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Cathy Keisha November 26, 2014 at 8:35 pm

Cute clipart and poem. I don’t need a poem. I just slip Santa some green papers under the table. Heh heh.
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Austin Towers November 26, 2014 at 6:26 pm

MOL MOL!! Do you think he will be taken in ….. errrr … I mean, visit you this year?
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Ellen Pilch November 26, 2014 at 6:22 pm

That is a nice letter to Santa- I am sure he will bring you everything you want.

Quinn, Carol, and Catitude! November 26, 2014 at 1:54 pm

Oh, this is a purrfect purrayer for cats! I just know it will work for a letter to Santa!
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Sweet Purrfections November 26, 2014 at 1:44 pm

We loved the poem!
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Angel Abby November 26, 2014 at 1:07 pm

We love the poem!
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speedyrabbit November 26, 2014 at 12:48 pm

Hahahaha fabulous poem,xx Rachel and Speedy
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The REAL Maple Syrup Mob November 26, 2014 at 12:35 pm

Think you’ll convince him, for sure!*wink*
The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx
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Fur Everywhere November 26, 2014 at 12:09 pm

We loves your poem! Santa surely can’t say no to stopping by after reading that 🙂
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Connie November 26, 2014 at 11:45 am

You were a perfect cat.. I’m sure Santa Claws knows that.
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Deztinee High November 26, 2014 at 11:35 am

Dat be so very cute. 🙂 Happy Fanksgivin’.

Luv ya’

Dezi and Lexi

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Brian Frum November 26, 2014 at 11:02 am

I know, without a doubt, that Santa will love your letter!
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BeadedTail November 26, 2014 at 10:25 am

MOL! We loved that!
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Sometimes Cats Herd You November 26, 2014 at 9:51 am

Brilliant! How could Santa resist that?
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Melissa & Truffles November 26, 2014 at 9:20 am

That is absolutely fantastic…I LOVE IT!
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The Island Cats November 26, 2014 at 8:16 am

That was a great letter! Any of us coulda written that. 🙂
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stevebethere November 26, 2014 at 6:20 am

LOL i enjoyed that 🙂
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Bev Green November 26, 2014 at 6:10 am

MOL MOL MOL..we loves that one guys! I bet Santa falls for it..i mean I am sure Santa knows all this to be true…really…why would you tell a porkie pie MOL much loves an Paw pats ..the best behaved kitties in the whole of Down Under..ever…..Dinnermintz,Cleo,Pickles an Marbles <3 <3 <3
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Gattina November 26, 2014 at 4:12 am

Now if he doesn’t understand THAT, I don’t know ! lol !
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Layla Morgan Wilde (Cat Wisdom 101) November 26, 2014 at 3:40 am

Yup, that’s sounds true and nicely done.
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Summer November 26, 2014 at 2:03 am

It’s always No Kitty’s fault, that rascal!
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Pipo &Minko ~ WeBeesSiameezers November 26, 2014 at 1:26 am

We love that!! MOL!!
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Clooney November 26, 2014 at 1:00 am

Awesome letter to Santa, what a clever poem! Don’t worry, Clooney Claus will cover ya!

prancer pie November 25, 2014 at 11:53 pm

(rolling on floor laughin my furry bum off)
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