OUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

by Janet Blue on January 5, 2015

As cats, we normally don’t make resolutions, but we are so tired of seeing that letter to Santa efurryday on our sidebar, we decided to make some. We figure if the lazy lady of the manor has something else to post there, she will file that Santa letter away on our poetry page and move on.

So here are our 2015 resolutions, which we have been promised will replace the Santa letter tomorrow. We decided that 12 would be a good number as it’s the number of months in the year.

belly-rub1. Get more scritches.
2. Get more belly rubs.
3. Get more treats and nip.
4. Always come when called unless napping, playing, eating, watching bird TV, day dreaming or participating in other cat-approved activities.
5. If in, demand to go out.
6. If out, demand to come in.
7. Don’t wash our butts in front of company unless it is an emergency.
8. Don’t eat Mom’s flowers when she’s watching.
catsonbed9. Take up as much space in the humans’ bed as possible by sleeping east/west instead of north/south.
10. Clear the kitchen counters of all items whenever possible.
11. Pretend to be deaf whenever a human is speaking to us.
12. Always help Mom with her crossword puzzles and sudoku.

Have you made or do you plan to make any resolutions? If so, we’d like to hear them. We might get some good ideas for next year.

Our brofur Bailey‘s pals, Sharkie and Blue, had another adventure on Sunday. Purrlease drop by tomorrow for details and photos.

Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

 

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Penelope January 8, 2015 at 11:34 am

Most excellent resolutions guys! As are the drawings. Mes did not does resolutions, but if me did–they would be almist the same as yours!
Kisses
Nellie
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Pipo &Minko ~ WeBeesSiameezers January 7, 2015 at 12:27 am

Thanks fur the good giggles, meowmy really needed a good belly laugh! MOL!
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The Swiss Cats January 6, 2015 at 1:00 am

Our resolution is not to make resolutions ! Purrs
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Raven January 5, 2015 at 10:53 pm

Those are a lot of resolutions to keep but putting them in your side-bar will be a daily reminder of your goals.
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Charles Huss January 5, 2015 at 9:49 pm

I think you are cheating. Resolutions are supposed to be hard. 🙂
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Caren Gittleman January 5, 2015 at 8:30 pm

Those are some great resolutions! We don’t do resolutions, we do “intentions”……..less confining!!
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Cathy Keisha January 5, 2015 at 8:15 pm

So your human is into those crosswords and sudukos too. If I were to make revolutions, I would take some of yours.
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Ellen Pilch January 5, 2015 at 6:23 pm

Great resolutions, but kitties are perfect the way they are.

Flynn January 5, 2015 at 5:33 pm

That is a great list of resolutions and I don’t think I could improve on it, so if you don’t mind, I will use them for myself too.
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Sherri-Ellen T-D. January 5, 2015 at 4:45 pm

Oh Kitties Blue I am howling with laughter here! What GREAT resolutions….I think #9 is my fave!!!
I asked ‘Purrince’ Siddhartha if he has any resolutions & he said to not be SO-O naughty! We shall see 😉
Love Sherri-Ellen & ‘Purrince’ Siddhartha x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0
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Tux the Dapper Gent January 5, 2015 at 3:45 pm

Hehe what great resolutions! I just had two – to drink more water and to get lots of beauty sleep 😉 Happy New Year!
xo Tux
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Kitty Cat Chronicles January 5, 2015 at 2:01 pm

Those are some great resolutions! We haven’t made any… we figured, how could we possibly improve on purrfection?! 😉
Sampy sends 2034985704835 kisses to Astrid, and we all send love and hugs.
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Annabelle January 5, 2015 at 12:58 pm

MOL We love your resolutions!!!
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Emma and Buster January 5, 2015 at 12:43 pm

great list of resolution kitties. we didn’t do ours – yet.
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Timmy Tomcat January 5, 2015 at 12:33 pm

We did not make a list but yours looks good. Mind if we borrow?
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Canadian Cats January 5, 2015 at 12:20 pm

We made a resolution to try and close our eyes whenever mom has the flashy thing on her camera.

(((Shoko)))

Kathleen January 5, 2015 at 11:26 am

My kitties make these same resolutions every year, and unlike Mama, they keep them!

Love from Dumpling (Doodlebug), Ladybug (Queenie), Felix (Mr. Mischief), Bella (Little Girl) and Lugosi (the big guy).

Bailey January 5, 2015 at 11:14 am

Pawesome resolutions brofur and sisfurs. I really like number 4 and number 11! Tehehe! Looking forward to tomorrow to see what Sharkie and Blue have been up to! Bisous, Bailey
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BeadedTail January 5, 2015 at 10:48 am

MOL! Those are great resolutions! We also made one to not look at the flashy box when Mommy wants us too!
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Brian Frum January 5, 2015 at 10:04 am

That is a great list…be sure to keep track of how things go!

prancer pie January 5, 2015 at 8:40 am

Most excellent resolutions, kittehz! We intend to keep up our crafting with toilet paper. Mommy highly disapproves, but it is so much fun!
Heh-heh.

XOXO
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The Island Cats January 5, 2015 at 8:32 am

MOL! I posted my new years resolutions today too…well, actually, I don’t have any because I’m already purrfect! ~Ernie
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Cat Scout Charles January 5, 2015 at 6:59 am

Pawtastic resolutions Kitties Blue. We don’t do them at our house since they last only a few days. M O L
Happy Monday! Nose Kisses to my Sweetie Ms Lisbeth.
CS Charles

Sometimes Cats Herd You January 5, 2015 at 6:07 am

Great list! We’ll try the east-west thing immediately.
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Kwee Cats and Art January 5, 2015 at 3:27 am

Those are the most excellent resolutions we have heard. We may need to copycat them in action and deed. We also love the pictures you got going with them! We are still watching Mumsy try and work out what our resolutions will be…and it’s keeping us from one of them already – the one to get more naps. Hey, we help our Mumsy with her crosswords and sudoku puzzles too! And her drawing stuff. We try and move the pencil for her. But she keeps moving it out of our reach every time we paw at it. We never get to fill in the parts the way we want to. Ah! There is another resolution! To get control of the pencil.
Hugs!
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Bev Green January 5, 2015 at 2:56 am

OMC well thatz a great list guyz! we love the not hearing thingz..we do that all the time.our resolution iz to get mum blogging fur uz more..lazy peeps are not on this year MOL..paw pats an loves Dinnermintz and gang xxxx
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Summer January 5, 2015 at 2:26 am

These are all pretty good, although I am not so sure about #7 – why hold back on a need?
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Maureen January 5, 2015 at 1:32 am

You forgot the one about losing the mice the minute you bring them inside… One of our furriends was really good at that.
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Katnip Lounge January 5, 2015 at 1:32 am

OMC!!!! Does #7 actually HAPPEN at your house? We only get the Warm Wet Washcloth in PRIVATE.
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Lone Star Cats January 5, 2015 at 1:29 am

Those sound like some good resolshuns!
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Savannah's Paw Tracks January 5, 2015 at 1:14 am

OMC! Those are such great resolutions. Especially the one about when and where to practice good hygiene habits…that brought a big ‘guffaw’ outta Mom L
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