by Janet Blue on August 24, 2012

Cats Are Predictably Unpredictable

Who am I kidding! My cats are no different than your cats, your neighbor’s cats or even cats in foreign countries. Though I have found those in other countries speak a different cat language than those in the U.S.

The din from all of you disagreeing whole-heartedly with me is deafening.

But admit it, all cats are predictably unpredictable, which is why I have selected that for this blog’s tag line.

If you have come to expect them to do something with regularity, they won’t. Just when you figure out what food she likes, she turns up her nose, tries to bury it and then turns and walks away in a huff. A few days later she is wolfing it down again.

If your cat is doing something silly or adorable, he will stop the minute he sees the camera. But, unexpectedly and on occasion a cat will come along who doesn’t do this. Our Mauricio is one of those. He is an attention “hound” and a chance to pose offers an opportunity for the ultimate amount of  “me” time.


Tuxedo cat lying on his back with paws on chest and mugging for the camera.


If your cat has been curling up to snooze in the same spot for the last couple of weeks, he will vacate it for a new one never to return to the original. But, if you try to guess where he will perch next…good luck!

If she constantly plays with the same toy, dragging it around the house, taking it to bed and attacking any person or kitty who picks it up, again she will abandon it for a different one.

In the same vein, when we ride our tandem bike I always count the kitties I see along our route. Some of these I will see day after day and year after year and then suddenly one will disappear. Of course, some do move away or pass away, but they are just as likely to reappear weeks, months or even years later. I hadn’t seen Emma, a neighborhood calico, in at least three years and now I am seeing her with regularity. (Sometimes I can make cats along the route reappear. If I disparage one for not being around for a ridiculous amount of time, it will show up on that exact day.) I am always excited when a new cat pops up, but the likelihood exists that years can go by before I see it again.

Reader Challenge

As much as they are capricious, however, all kitties will do much the same things at sometime during their lives. I challenge any readers who have cats to let me know if their cats have never done any of the following things:


Grey kitten and tuxedo cat sitting on newspapers.

Kitten Fiona was unable to obscure much of the Sunday funnies so she enlisted Mauricio’s help.

  • Blocked your view of whatever you were reading. Almost any one of our cats could serve as the poster puss in support of illiteracy.
  • Stripped the leaves and flowers off your house plants. We haven’t had a house plant since Steamer ate every last leaf off of a topiary teddy bear. In the picture below you can see how difficult it can be to have fresh flowers in our house.
  • Shoved everything off a table or countertop. I was fortunate that the vase pictured here was inexpensive and easily replaceable by a similar one. As a novice cat owner, I was devastated when Steamer knocked an antique, amethyst glass vase (an anniversary gift from Tom) off of a window sill. We had no idea that cats enjoyed sitting in the window and “reading the news.”


Vase smashed on the floor and floors strewn everywhere.

Not one of the kitties would confess to making this mess. I did crop Fiona out of the photo. (Note cat toy in upper right of photo.)


Tuxedo cat in box of styrofoam peanuts.

Mauricio discovers a treasure trove of styrofoam peanuts.

  • Shredded or chewed up the newspaper, wrapping paper, napkins, styrofoam peanuts or anything that leaves bunches of small pieces to clean up.


Grey kitten standing on hind legs with head in human'a water cup.

Fiona helps herself to my water.

  • Drunk out of the toilet, the sink faucet, your glass or any scummy puddle they could find.


Tuxedo cat sitting in front of computer screen with paws and nose on it.

Mauricio helped Tom when he was working from home.

  • Helped out while you were working on the computer.
  • Helped you make the bed or change the sheets.
  • Burrowed down into a basket of clean, warm laundry.

This is a short list of a cat’s quirks and foibles. If your cat hasn’t done any of these things, he will. And you can expect that it will be when you least expect it. After all, a cat’s main goals, if he actually has any, are to keep us guessing and to prove us wrong always!


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Lucy and Xena November 16, 2022 at 7:31 pm

Wow. Cat’s are much “naughtier” than most dogs. I guess they really keep you on your toes!
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Marjorie and Toulouse November 16, 2022 at 5:55 pm

OOh this had me in fits of laughter. My favourite is Mauricio and the styrofoam peanuts!!


The Florida Furkids November 16, 2022 at 8:41 am

All of these are so very true. We loved seeing Angels Fiona and Mauricio.

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Katie Isabella November 16, 2022 at 7:23 am

I loved the list of things that any if not all of my cats have done through time. Fresh flowers! I have to put them on the tallest bookcase— and that makes it impossible for Katie to knock them down or eat them. Admiral was the worst to eat them. Drinking, eating, helping…especially helping was and is an everyday experience. Nowadays when I sit to read…I feel eyes on my from the ottoman. Then, a cat appears in my lap or on the side table next to me tapping my arm 3 times to get the full attention she wants and to put my reading material down…and now!
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Teddy and Mom November 16, 2022 at 4:48 am

Enjoying the flashback posts! Brings back memories………nice ones.

Hugs, Teddy and Mom
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Meezer'sMews&TerrieristicalWoofs November 15, 2022 at 6:53 pm

A fun repost!!
Of the six kitties we’ve had, they for sure are just like yours, and the list of what they do was mimicked by them all at one item or another.
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Meredith August 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm

I love Fiona and Mauricio together–both of their coats are beautiful and they’re so cute and mischievous.


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