A Second Attempt
As Stinky waits by the teleportation tunnel for Periwinkle, he is quietly talking to himself. He is not happy, as he knows today’s adventure is not exciting. Not only is it mundane, but he and Periwinkle did the same thing in 2020. He has his paws crossed that Periwinkle won’t mind, as she always claims that as long as they are together whatever they do is fine. As Stinky carries on his inner monologue, he sees the teleportation tunnel begin to vibrate. He runs to the opening just in time to catch Periwinkle as she tumbles out with the familiar whoosh.
The two tabbies spend several minutes whisker kissing and paw hugging. Before Periwinkle has the opportunity to inquire about today’s itinerary, Stinky speaks, “I am afraid today’s adventure will not live up to any expectations you might have. It is a repeat of an adventure from six years ago.”
“Wow, six years was a pretty long time ago. Whatever we did then, I would think we could do again,” replies Periwinkle.
“I sure hope you will think that after I tell you what it is.”
“Well, spill it, and I will let you know.”
National Limerick Day
It is National Limerick Day, so I thought we would try writing a few again. I didn’t think there was any way to celebrate National Odometer Day, which it also is.”
“Ugh, I am not overly excited about the idea of creating more limericks, but the second option sounds totally boring,” Periwinkle says.
“Since it looks like we are doing this, would you like me to go first?” asks Stinky.
“Yep, go for it!”
There once was a doggie named Mazie,
whose pedigree was particularly hazy.
She claimed she was half poodle, half beagle.
We guess that would make her a peagle,
but that would be definitely crazy.
“Stinky, that is totally lame,” exclaims Periwinkle
“Okay, let’s see if you can do better.”
There once was a feline named Stinky,
whose tail was particularly dinky.
The truth was he actually had none,
and his fursibs teased him for fun.
But, he didn’t care; he was loved by Periwinkie!
“Boo, hiss. That is a stinker!”
Periwinkle starts to giggle and almost cannot catch her breath. When she does, she tells Stinky, “If you can call a limerick about you a stinker, I can definitely change my name to Periwinkie. And, in fact, I think I like that. Besides, according to Mr. Google, ‘Limericks are characterized by their “nonsense-style” and humorous nature, often featuring made-up words or strange stories.'”
It was Stinky’s turn to just roll his eyes, to which Periwinkle replies “I think we did do lots better when we did this six years ago. I am going to give our readers the link to that post if it is okay.”
“That’s a terrific idea. I fear we are on a slippery slope and will only end up in a pit of poor puns.”
“Stinky, I love your alliteration, but even that won’t save us, so here is that link: “THE ADVENTURES OF PERIWINKLE & STINKY PART XXXI.”
“You know, Periwinkle, the first four lines are pretty easy. It’s the final one that is really difficult. But, I am going to try again,” says Stinky.
There once was a great chef named Teddy.
With bacon recipes he was always ready,
until one day he met a super model sow.
He promised her he’d only eat cow
with hopes his new gal would go steady.
“Stinky, that actually isn’t too bad. The piggy is really cute with false eyelashes, lipstick, painted nails and jewelry. I sure hope Teddy won’t mind you pairing him off with her. I know he really likes his bacon.”
“It’s all in good fun. I think he will be okay with it.”
“So, I guess it is my turn again,” says Periwinkle.
There once was a tabby cat named Noelle
who thought her boyfriend Sawyer was swell.
When he went to the Rainbow Bridge too young,
her heart was totally and forever stung,
as she never got to tell him farewell.
“Periwinkle, that is super sad. Limericks are supposed to be humorous.”
“Well, that is just too bad. I’m not a professional limerick writer. And, I know, Noelle is heartbroken.”
“I understand. We all miss Sawyer, and I am certain she’ll like the graphic we created. Shall I try one more.”
” Yeah, go for it.”
There once was a kitten named Tali
who with her fursibs was left in an alley.
Though, none were particularly sickly;
they all might have died quickly.
Instead, they each got a new family.
“That wasn’t too bad. I don’t think we mastered the humorous aspect of any of these, except maybe the one about Teddy. We definitely should pass on doing this again.”
“I totally agree.,” Stinky replies. He continues, “I think we should tell our readers a bit about how this celebration came into existence. We did not do that before.”
“Good idea,” agrees Periwinkle. “I know you will have researched the topic thoroughly.”
Some History
Actually, there isn’t too much to tell. National Limerick Day, celebrated on May 12, honors Edward Lear, born on that day in 1812. Lear was an English poet, writer, illustrator and artist. Though, he didn’t invent the limerick; Lear is credited with making it popular. He is best known for the 1846 publication, The Book of Nonsense, which contained hundreds of his silly, five-line verses.
It is not clear who started the celebration, but it has been going on since 1984. If our readers would like to learn more, a good site to check out is King of Limericks.”
Snack Time
“Stinky, I think I could use a snack. How about you?”
“Definitely. We cannot have a picnic in the periwinkles as it rained a major part of yesterday. If we sit there, our furs will get wet. Also, the porch is off limits. A robin has made her nest there, and might dive bomb us if we get too close. If we go to the catio, all my fursibs will be all over our noms. So, I guess we are in the kitchen today.”
“Well, this isn’t too bad, Periwinkle. We only have to share with three of my sisfurs. If Tali was here, we would be in big trouble. She has already become a treat monster.”
Periwinkle giggles and helps herself to some Temptations. “Stinky, I don’t mind sharing, and I always enjoy visiting with your sisfurs. I would even be okay if Tali was here.”
Periwinkle, Stinky and his sisfurs all fall quiet as they enjoy their snack.
When finished, it is time for Periwinkle to head home. Stinky promises to come up with a better adventure the next time it is his turn to set the itinerary. Periwinkle tells him it would be fun to go somewhere as they head to the teleportation tunnel. After several whispered, “I love yous,” whisker kisses and paw hugs, Periwinkle enters the teleportation tunnel and departs in a whoosh.
As he always does, Stinky seeks out a sunpuddle for a nap and dreams of Periwinkle.
The End
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