Bum

THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT MAURICIO THE BUM

In the last three years I have mentioned on numerous occasions that Mauricio is a pest and a bum. But he is so much more than that. There are a few good things about him. He is a Cat Scout of the highest rank of Sabertooth, and he is an excellent and thoughtful boyfriend to Allie. But Mauricio can drive his dad and me crazy from A to Z. He is:

  • A – annoying
  • B – bothersome
  • C – cantankerous
  • D – demanding
  • E – exasperating
  • F – feisty
  • G – grumpy
  • H – helpless
  • I – impudent
  • J – judgmental
  • K – klutzy
  • L – loutish
  • M – meddlesome
  • N – needy
  • O – obnoxious
  • P – petulant
  • Q – quarrelsome
  • R – rowdy
  • S – selfish
  • T – talkative
  • U – uncouth
  • V – vindictive
  • W – whiney
  • X – x-rated
  • Y – yowly
  • Z – zealous

But above all else, he is a BUM and proud of it. If you don’t believe me, check out this photo.

 

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We are so happy and thankful there is only one Mauricio.

Do you have a bum at your house? Let us know in the comments if Mau has any kindred spirits out there.