Giulietta: The Laser-Eye Stink-Eye
It’s still us kitties posting today and we have no intention of remaining wordless even though Wednesdays usually are. Why? We found out this morning from Maggie that the humans are returning today…so let the trashing begin. Here’s our list of things to accomplish along with our individual assignments. Those without a particular task are advised to be as creative as possible.
If any of our furiends can think of anything else, please let us know. And, of course, you are all invited to help. And bring a furiend or two of your own. Yippee…this is going to be fun!
Mauricio: The I’m-Not-Going-to-Look-at-You Stink-Eye
1. Pull curtains down from front window and sewing room window: All of us together
2. Tear up mail and newspapers: Astrid and Calista
3. Shred carpet next to upstair’s food bowl: Fiona
Misty May: The All-Purpose Stink-Eye with Frown
4. Pull all the tissues out of the boxes in the up- and downstairs bathrooms and the human’s bedroom: Astrid (This is going to be a pretty big task so we will need some volunteers to help.)
Lily Olivia: The How-Dare-You-Wake-Me-Up Stink-Eye
5. Shred all toilet paper: Fiona
6. Push something breakable onto the floor: Lisbeth
7. Vomit as many places as possible and don’t forget the bed: Mauricio and Lisbeth
8. Leave as much slobber and as many nose prints on the windows as possible: All welcome to pawticipate
8. Leave litter-covered paw prints on all hardwood surfaces and countertops: All residents and invited guests
Fiona: The One-Eyed Stink-Eye with Helicopter Ears
9. Practice our Stink-Eye: All but Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista. (They aren’t yet jaded enough to have mastered this.)
Hahaha, Fiona’s expression is hilarious.
You seem to have a lot of fun in your house! I’m an only cat but I do loads of fun stuff too. My fave is clawing at the wallpaper. 🙂 🙂
Yow ya all do LUBLY ‘stink eyez’ but me LIUBZ Fiona’z da BEST!!! Me doez dat one to me Mum when me iz highly dizpleezed, MOL!!!
Me hopez ya got all yer ‘chorez’ done….me lubz to mess fingz up fer Mum; it keepz her on her tippy toez so to speek!!!
Yer fruend Nylablue xo
That is absolutely THE best stink eye I have EVER seen! Bar NONE!
Oh that all sounds like the purrfect plan. We sure will join the fun. Hope all of you were successful. Take care.
MOL=love this fun post and great photos!!…We hope the house trashing was successful and we’re sure your Mommy and Daddy were impressed with all your accomplishments, silly friends!!hehe…Happy weekend, sweeties…kisses…Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat
We hope you had a very successful house trashing!! We love house trashing parties; they is so fun!
They are so good at it! Molly is the best in my household.
Misty May seems to win the stink eye prize. MOL! I’ll be over with my posse and we’ll set fire to the drapery. That’s always fun. We’ll also plug up the toilet and keep flushing it! Fun and games.
That is pretty much her usual look!
Ah yes the famous one eyed stink eye with helicopter ears!
Excellent work Fiona!
Did anycat get to put a nice hairball into a shoe or three! Always a big hit!
Purrs
Timmy T
They’re going to be thrilled with your welcome home! Great ideas!
PeeS: We agree that the burlap was a bad idea!
My gosh… you’ve really got the welcoming home of the peeps down pat. EXCELLENT planning! EXCELLENT stink eyes, too.
Purrs,
Nissy
You guys are great at Stink Eye!!
We posted the award you gave us today!
The Florida Furkids
Oh my cat, mewr all so good at the stink eye! I must take note for future use of this most excellent feline tactic.
Headbonks and purrs
Melly
Unforgettable pictures of your expressions, you guys. You’ll have them two-leggers nervous for 2 weeks even if you don’t shred a thing ! I love those helicopter ears!!!
Carl has dibs on leaving a surprise in the tub! We’d all like to help, we’re all experienced and hard workers.
I love unrolling all the paper towels and then shredding them. I do that with toilet paper too, but paper towels are fun! We’re heading over to help you trash!!
I’m putting my fingers in my ears and not listening. HMMHMMHMMM. You cats suck! Dogs are better by far!!
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Those are all very good goals. Livia says she’s always available to help with vomit. She’s an expert in that – especially the running vomit. Ooo- just thought of one: Make smudgey feet marks all over glass surfaces! Purrs, Ateret
Oh boy, you guys have great plans, and some awesome attitude pictures!
This is pawesome! Maggie P. and Chloe Jo have perfected their “stink eye”.
Chloe Jo can help in all means of destruction!
Maggie P. is good at knocking things over and throwing things on the floor.
Grizelda actually just loves to do plumbing, so she isn’t much help in ruining things. She is a “good” girl.
~xo~
Jack has already had one erupting bout of vomi-cide today. However, if I feed him some moist food, he could probably muster up another. Also, he has already done his daily poop on the floor. (he likes to get that out of the way early in the day) Gray can wreak havoc anytime, anywhere…………I’m checking into a bus ticket for him.
I can help with all of those!! On my way ……. 😉
love, Austin xx
We have a couple of puke-artists and high capacity shredders in our Horde…we’re on our way!
Hi, just droppin’ in to meet a cat lover like myself. I have Audrey here who would love to come over and join in on the fun. She is our particularly ‘active’ cat. Nice to meet you. Deb
My oh my! Your collective stinkeye is going to give me nightmares! No, just kidding. I am in awe.
We will totally come over and help you with that trashing. We’ll have the things on that list checked off in no time!
Oh gosh! This is the best invite ever! Leo will help with the vomiting-he can be very creative and an added bonus is that he is a big boy..hence…well , you get it!
Levon will help with breakables! Esme will help with the toilet paper arrangements. Mitalee and Malou love spreading the litter and paw prints/smudges around.Of course we all are open to other suggestions..whatever will help make the pawrents return memorable! Heeheeheehee! 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo
That is darn impressive! You are much more organized with the trashing than we are!
I guess they have to show their displeasure for being left alone. Peeing on laundry they forgot to put away? Dont want to get wapped here!! Thanks for stopping by Oh My Heartsie we love your puurfect kitty tales!!
Golden LAUGHS! Stink EYE works the best. Happy BlogPaws not so WW. Golden Woofs!
I was gonna suggest number 7 but I see you got that covered! Can’t wait to hear what happens! Love, Cody
LOL!! So glad you stopped by to link up!
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Sounds like you all have a purrrfectly planned “welcome home” scenario planned! That ought to teach your humans never to abandon you again. Sounds like you have it all under control but I can hop in my teleport tunnel and join in if you need extra paws!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Stink eye is one of our best skills. Even Ashton, with only one eye, practices it every day!
LOL that had me giggling, cute photos too 😉
Have a purrfectliciouslytastic week 😉
We’re all too happy to help! We’ll run up and down the hardwood surfaces and leave sticky sweaty paw prints. MOL.
Oooo if you guys need some help with that… *dragging laundry out of basket*
Tooo too funny … and true.
Sophie is good with the litter paw prints…especially letting go of the litter on her paws in her human’s bed! Have fun kitties!!! My, my. Won’t your human’s be surprised!
Come on over Sophie. We need a girl with your talent!