THE ADVENTURES OF PERIWINKLE & STINKY: PART CLXVIII

by Janet Blue on January 3, 2023

An Arrival Obstacle

Right on time, Periwinkle comes half tumbling and half stumbling out of the new teleportation tunnel that Stinky and his fursibs received for Christmas. Stinky is happy to see that Periwinkle received the correct coordinates for the new tunnel. But it certainly looks as if she’s had a rough trip.

 

Two cartoon tabby cats and a blue and black three-way cat tunnel.

 

When Stinky is finally able to get his paws on her, he can see she is visibly shaken, and he wraps her up in a giant paw hug. When she is calmer, he asks what happened?

Periwinkle replies, “It was a wonderfully comfortable trip until I arrived. There seems to be a huge obstacle inside your new tunnel.” Unaware of anything that would impede her arrival, Stinky sticks his head into the tunnel and immediately sees the problem. His not so little, little brother, Raleigh is camped out inside. He is fast asleep and doesn’t seem to realize he has caused a problem. Stinky gives him a poke. Raleigh wakes up, freaks and takes off out of the tunnel, as Misty May watches from the sidelines! That is the last Periwinkle and Stinky see of him until it is time for Periwinkle to head home.

 

Two cartoon tabby cats, one tuxedo real cat and one orange tabby kitten exiting a three-way blue and black cat tunnel.

 

Once Raleigh has been dislodged, Periwinkle asks Stinky what he has planned for the day. “I hope you don’t mind, but we are staying in again today,” replies Stinky.

“You know I am happy to be with you, Stinky, no matter what we do. I would be happy just to hold paws and chat,” Periwinkle tells him. “We are basically going to do that today,” says Stinky. Periwinkle gives him a quizzical look before he can can tell her his plan.

2023 New Year’s Resolutions

“I thought we could share some New Year’s Resolutions for 2023,” Stinky tells Periwinkle. “Wow, that could be hard. I think we are pretty purrfect just the way we are,” Periwinkle replies.

“Of course, we are, but I bet we could think of a few things. I will go first. I will try to always finish my noms so I get the full doses of my meds,” says Stinky.

“That is a good resolution, Stinky. I hope you can keep it! My first one is that I will try not to catch any Iizards, but just watch them instead. I know that will make my mom happy.”

I will never again try to sneak out for an unauthorized walkabout.”

“Stinky, that is one you better keep, not just for 2023 but forever,” Periwinkle tells him. “With the help of HuggieKitty, your Christmas present to me, I will try not to be afraid of loud noises like fireworks.”

“I am so happy you like you gift, Periwinkle. You know I too get frightened by unexpected noises that occur near me, so I will try not to let those things bother me.”

“Stinky, this is pretty difficult.” “It sure is! Kitties Blue have written resolutions in the past. Their last list was for 2020. Let’s look at it and see if it gives us any ideas,” Stinky tells Periwinkle.” “That’s a really good idea,” Stinky.

Kitties Blue 2020 Mew Year’s Resolutions

1. Get more scritches.
2. Get more belly rubs.
3. Get more treats and nip.
4. Always come when called unless napping, playing, eating, watching bird TV, day dreaming or participating in other cat-approved activities.
5. If in, demand to go out.
6. If out, demand to come in.
7. Don’t wash our butts in front of company unless it is an emergency.
9. Take up as much space in the humans’ bed as possible by sleeping east/west instead of north/south.
10. Clear the kitchen counters of all items whenever possible.
11. Pretend to be deaf whenever a human is speaking to us. (Misty May no longer has to pretend.)
12. Always help Mom with her posts.
13. Don’t be fooled into eating by Mom when she puts her head in my bowl and makes nom-nom sounds. I will only eat when I feel like it. (This is Sawyer’s personal resolution.)
14. When horking, always aim for a rug or shoe.
15. Make certain to always poop in my PTU when being taken to the vet. (Sawyer)

“Well, Stinky, those weren’t much help. Most are like reverse resolutions. You all resolved to be mostly naughty.”

“You’re right, Periwinkle. I guess these were meant to be more in fun; though, I know my fursibs do practice most of these almost everyday. Mom and Dad complain about number nine every morning. I guess we should just resolve to behave better than our fursibs.”

“I like that, Stinky. We’ll cover everything that way!”

Snack Time

“All this thinking has made me hungry. Let’s go get a snack.”

“Now you’re talking!”

“We are having some unseasonably warm weather after that horrible cold snap, so let’s have our snack on the front porch,” suggests Stinky.

 

Two cartoon tabby cats sitting on a bench with cat treats and a poinsettia on a table in front of them.

 

“Stinky, that is a beautiful poinsettia, but you know they are poisonous to cats.”

“Of course, Periwinkle. That is why it is on the porch. The one we have inside is fake! Mom never has live plants of any kind in the house. My sisfur, Lisbeth, is particularly fond of eating plants and flowers.”

“Maybe she should make a resolution not to do that,” replies Periwinkle. Stinky just giggles knowing that Lisbeth is a very stubborn kitty.

Soon it is time for Periwinkle to head home. Stinky tells her that before she goes, he has one final resolution to make. “I promise to do a better job planning our adventures and when it is my turn to plan in two weeks, we will definitely go some place fun.”

“Stinky, though you know I am happy just to spend time together, I do like that resolution,” Periwinkle tells him.

The two tabbies then share some whisker kisses and paw hugs. As they approach the teleportation tunnel, they notice that a certain kitten has returned.

 

Two cartoon tabby cats and a blue and black three-way cat tunnel with an orange tabby kitten's butt and tail sticking out.

 

After shooing him away, Stinky tells Periwinkle, “It’s a good thing Raleigh has not figured out how to use the tunnel. Heaven knows where he’d be right now.”

Periwinkle giggles, gives Stinky a final hug, enters the tunnel and with a wave and the familiar whoosh is gone.

Stinky leaves the tunnel to Raleigh and heads to the bedroom for a nap and dreams of Periwinkle.

The End

Periwinkle & Stinky will be joining Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus.

 

Periwinkle & Stinky wish everyone

a happy new year!

 

 

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meowmeowmans January 3, 2023 at 10:32 pm

Meow! Those are some excellent, truly feline resolutions! 🙂
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Ellen J Pilch January 3, 2023 at 8:24 pm

Great resolutions. #7 cracked me up. I hope you all have a happy and healthy new year. XO
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messymimi January 3, 2023 at 7:21 pm

The resolutions visit was fun, especially reading that list. It sounds like my kitties could have written it.

I wish you many pawsome adventures in 2023!

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Brian Frum January 3, 2023 at 7:14 pm

That was some tunnel obstruction MOL! I liked that resolution list too!!!
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Meezer'sMews&TerrieristicalWoofs January 3, 2023 at 2:57 pm

We are surprised that Raleigh didn’t tumble out of the tunnel when Periwinkle was whooshing through it!

That was fun to see those resolutions from 2020….and we think your new ones are great! Petcretary wishes that Dalton would stop being so scared of Pawppy, who has fed and ‘cuddled’ him since 2018! And she wishes that I, Benji, wouldn’t bark so much at everything I see outside! Yup…as if!
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Sandee January 3, 2023 at 12:43 pm

Oh my on the ride in. Yikes. Clean the tunnel first. You did make me chuckle.

I love all your resolutions. Well done. My favorite one is Sawyer not taking unauthorized walkabouts.

What a fun start of the year.

Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches all around, a smooch to Cooper Murphy and Sawyer and a big hug to your moms. ♥
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Leah January 3, 2023 at 10:30 am

Happy New Year! There’s nothing like a porch in mild weather!
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Katie Isabella January 3, 2023 at 8:28 am

You two, I love your resolutions! And I have to say, it was kinda fun that Raleigh was in there resting! Maybe Stinky needs to be sure the runway s clear next time. I have a new tunnel too. I noticed mom didn’t get it set up yet or put in all the coordinates. When she does, we’ll see if they are correct. I have three that are very impawtent. She has to do those right.

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Periwinkle January 3, 2023 at 8:25 am

Stinky,
I had a great time today. Thanks for figuring out why my arrival was so bumpy. I wonder if Raleigh will show up at my house someday.

Love and whisker kisses,
Periwinkle
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Mickeys Musings January 3, 2023 at 7:59 am

Pawsome resolutions you two!
As long as I get plenty of belly rubs I will consider my resolutions fulfilled 😉
Purrs, Julie

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Teddy January 3, 2023 at 4:57 am

It’s fun to make new years resolutions but keeping them sometimes is tough! This year my Mom and Dad didn’t make any – so I didn’t either. We’ll just try to be happy and healthy and be glad we’re together. Glad Periwinkle and Stinky had a nice quiet visit….adventure is fun but so is peace and quiet!

Hugs, Teddy
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Meows, purrs, hugs and MOLs are greatly appreciated. Please no hissing, spitting or scratching unless you want one of us to whap you!

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