MY TEEFS WERE STOLEN & THE HUMANS’ ANNIVERSARY

by Janet Blue on May 19, 2016

Well not all of my teefs, just two. I cannot believe my humans gave their permission for such a thing. Supposedly one of those teef was dead and the other was being reabsorbed. And the vet discovered I had lost three teefs all on my own. That’s five toofies gone! Hope I don’t have to get kitty dentures. Do they have those?

Tuesday was a long day. Dad dropped me off at the vet office at 8 a.m.

 

Teefs: In the PTU in the Cat-Only Waiting Room.

In the PTU in the Cat-Only Waiting Room.

Teefs: Waiting in the exam room. No way I was voluntarily leaving the PTU.

Waiting in the exam room. No way I was voluntarily leaving the PTU.

 

That was the last I saw of my parental units until Mom picked me up at 3:30 p.m. Heather, who did my toofie cleaning, met with Mom. She gave her a complete set of the x-rays of my teefs, photos taken during the procedure and diagrams and descriptions of my exam and extractions.

 

Look at these nice clean teefs.

Look at those nice clean toofies.

 

I’m supposed to be eating only stinky goodness for a few days, but I’m a tough guy. I went straight for the “hard stuff” the moment we got home.

I’m on pain meds for three days. My stitches are supposed to dissolve. Thank Cod, I don’t want another trip in that PTU. Neither Mom, Dad nor I could remember the last time I visited the vet’s office. Since I never get sick, I only see Dr. Neel at our yearly round-up at the house.

They also sent a toothbrush home with Mom with instructions to brush my toofies everyday. That just ain’t going to happen!  Knowing that, Mom bought me a gift today. Don’t I look excited? I think a toy or some nip is a more appropriate gift after being tortured.

 

Teefs: Water additive.

Water additive to remove plaque and tartar.

 

I did not make one peep on the way to the vet nor did I make one on my return home. Those of you who know me also know that I am a chatty catty. But I am also a Cat Scout…strong and stoic. I wasn’t going to vocalize my fear and let anyone know I was frightened. I really didn’t start talking again until yesterday. Those mean humans didn’t deserve to hear my sweet and soothing voice.

I am getting some oh so sweet revenge when it comes to teefs. Mom discovered on Saturday she had broken the corner off of a molar. A trip to her dentist today got her a temporary filling and two more appointments to get a crown. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

For the moment I am forgiving the humans to wish them a happy 43rd anniversary on behalf of my sisfurs and myself.

 

L - R: Dating, 12/71; Wedding, 05/19/73; Atlanta Olympics, 08/96.

L – R: Dating, 12/71; Wedding, 05/19/73; Atlanta Olympics, 08/96.

 

Purrs and paw-pats, Mauricio the Toofless

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Pipo/Minko/MrJackFreckles May 28, 2016 at 12:48 am

Aw, Mau…so sorry you had to donate some toothies. We hope the tooth fairy visited you.
And huge belated congrats to your pawrents on their anniversary!
(OMC! They got married just a month before the petcretay graduated from highschool, MOL!)

Bailey Boat Cat May 22, 2016 at 12:33 pm

Belated Happy Anniversary to your humans Mau! Love the photos! Sorry about your teethies… mum wanted to brush mine but I won’t tolerate it but she’s talking about training the puppy to have her teeth cleaned pour soul. I get treats that are supposed to help keep my teeth clean… much better! Hope your mouth isn’t sore anymore xx
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Linda Arthur Tejera May 20, 2016 at 9:31 pm

Your toofies look great! And so are Mom and Dad’s pics! 😀
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Tina Barbour May 19, 2016 at 9:35 pm

I’m sorry you had to go through a dental, but I’m glad it went well. Yes, milk the situation as long as possible with the silent treatment. 🙂 Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad!
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meowmeowmans May 19, 2016 at 9:15 pm

Mau, we are so sorry you lost some pf your teefs. We’re purring and praying for a quick and uneventful recovery. If it makes you feel any better, Zoe doesn’t have any teefs. And she STILL loves dry food. 🙂

Happy 43rd anniversary (wow!) to your wonderful Mom and Dad!

Love to you all!
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Canadian Cats May 19, 2016 at 8:02 pm

Peeps, really! A nice catnip bouquet would have been much better than a water additive. However, mom is very interested in this water additive and will ask my doctor about it. Big whop!

Your mom and dad have been married a long time. My folks got married in 71 so they are like dinosaurs. I’ll bet telephones hadn’t been invented yet and all us anipals ate table scraps.

Shoko
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Three Chatty Cats May 19, 2016 at 6:21 pm

Oh no! I hope you got to keep those two toofies and put them under your pillow for the toof fairy! A huge congratulations to your mommy and daddy!
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caren gittleman May 19, 2016 at 4:06 pm

ouch you poor thing!!! Hope you are feeling ok!! Pulling teeth and an anniversary together? Strange furmily MOL MOL MOL!! Happy Anniversary to your pawrents!! Love, Cody
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The Swiss Cats May 19, 2016 at 3:40 pm

At least, it’s over, Mauricio. Does the Tooth Fairy have a discount for five teeth ? Concatulations to your pawrents on their anniversary !
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Brian May 19, 2016 at 3:16 pm

At least it is all over Mau and you will feel lots better in the long run. Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad from all of us!
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Emma and Buster May 19, 2016 at 2:44 pm

Mauricio, what a brave boycat you are. Must be tough to lose those teefs.
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The Florida Furkids May 19, 2016 at 2:25 pm

Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad! We love the photos.

Allie wishes she could teleport over to you and comfort you.

The Florida Furkids with all the love in the world and soft and gentle kisses to Mau from Allie
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Annabelle May 19, 2016 at 12:48 pm

Mau what a brave brave kitty heart you have! Wow those toofs just sparkled they are so clean! A big concats to your pawrents on their anniversary. THat’s terrific!!!
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Lavinia Ross May 19, 2016 at 11:44 am

Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad! And wishing you a speedy recovery from your dentistry, Mau! Lucio cat just had a tooth removed too. He wasn’t too happy about it at first, but he is OK now.
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da tabbies o trout towne May 19, 2016 at 9:56 am

dood….make sure yur mom ore dad getz yur teeth bak frum de place oh eeeeeeeeeevil ….. coz if ya stix em under a pillow they will tern ther selves inta cash monee…50’s and 100’s !!! 🙂

sa~wheat 🙂

anda most happee annie fursarry two yur mom and dad; hope mom getted dad a swell
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Kitty Cat Chronicles May 19, 2016 at 9:29 am

First off – glad your dental went well. Sorry you lost some teefies though… We think Sassy may be needing a dental soon. She goes to the vet on Friday, so we will see what he says. Anyway, glad you are back home and feeling good!
Secondly – Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad! Love those photos of them. Sending love to them from all of us!
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McGuffy's Reader May 19, 2016 at 9:10 am

Happy news all around! Glad you are okay.

❤ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MOM & DAD! ❤
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The Menagerie Mom May 19, 2016 at 7:37 am

I’m so glad your dental went well, Mau, even if you’re down a few teeth. You are a brave boy indeed!

I am very sorry to hear about your mom’s tooth. Is this some sort of karma you’ve set on her, Mau? Well, regardless, happy anniversary to your mom and dad!!!
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Ellen Pilch May 19, 2016 at 7:18 am

Don’t worry Mau, the tooth fairy is on the way. I am surprised you don’t need a recheck in 10 days. Sammy is going for his today and he had lost 2 teeth last Monday. I think you Cat Scouts eat too many Smores and they are rotting your teeth.
Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad!!!
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The Island Cats May 19, 2016 at 6:56 am

Oh Mau…we’re sorry to hear they took some of your teefs. That’s no fun. Did they shave your leg too? That’s what happened to me when I got my teefs cleaned. ~Wally

Happy Anniversary to your peeps. 43 years is amazing!!
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Sometimes Cats Herd You May 19, 2016 at 6:12 am

We’re sorry to hear about the lost teeth, Mau. Hopefully you’ll feel better than ever when you chomp on the crunchy stuff after this.

Happy anniversary to your humans!
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Sammy May 19, 2016 at 4:21 am

Mau you are one brave Scout…..but now your mouth is all neatened up just in time for the wedding so maybe the sacrifice of a couple of teefs wasn’t all that bad right? Now when you smile for your wedding portrait – no tartar! Your Mom and Dad are the CUTEST couple – then and now. My Mom and Dad really enjoyed meeting them in purrrson last year. They love all of you AND each other and prove they do every day. Please tell them that my Mom and Dad sent wishes for a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Love, Sammy
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Little Binky and Granny May 19, 2016 at 3:40 am

You are such a brave kitty, Mau. Hope you’ll get some extra nip to relax. Send you some Healing Pawkisses to feel better soon <3 <3 <3
Happy 43rd Anniversary to your Parents. What a lovely pair! Pawkisses for a Great Day 🙂 <3
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Toby May 19, 2016 at 3:36 am

Wow! you are so brave Mau to have gone to the dentist and come home again okay – even if a little toothless. Happy anniversary to your humans!!!
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Summer May 19, 2016 at 3:11 am

My human went to the dentist too! And they didn’t steal any of her teeth or even knock her out. How come some humans get it so easy? She says it is because she flosses. I do let her brush my teeth (not often enough), but I don’t know if I’d let her floss me!
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prancer pie May 19, 2016 at 1:32 am

Mau, we are sending you purrs for a quick recovery. You are so brave!
Happy 43rd Anniversary to your humans, too!
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Lone Star Cats May 19, 2016 at 1:05 am

Toof stealin? What kind of an anniversary present are dat?
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Brenda aka Aspen May 19, 2016 at 1:03 am

Oh,Scout Mau, You are so brave! Me,Ie,Aspen,I had my toofies done when I was about 6? So, My toothies were fine then! Its probably still fine, I will be age12 onDecember 22nd,2016!

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