MEOW LIKE A PIRATE WITH FIONA AND LISBETH

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Bloody Bess Vane and Red Ethel Bonney

Ahoy, Mateys. All our shipmates be hangin’ their heads over th’ rail after too much bacon, tuna ‘n nip so we were keelhauled into brin’in’ ye ’tis message this day. hearty thanks to all ye scalawags who came to our 48-hour birthday parrrty ‘n joined our commentathon. Our wench gunna report to’morrow on th’ lovely booty collected ‘n be tellin’ ye which ‘o ye be th’ donation winner. fer all ye low-below-dirty dawgs who didn’t pawticipate, prepare ye-selves to swim th’ plank or be buried alive in th’ sand. It makes no never-mind to us. fer th’ rest ‘o ye band ‘o pirates, keep ye sails to th’ wind, ye eyes on th’ horizon ‘n ye pipes filled wit’ nip.