SUNDAY FUNNIES: KNOCK, KNOCK

by Janet Blue on October 19, 2013

Calista Jo (Mauricio) Lisbeth

Calista Jo (Mauricio) Lisbeth

Calista Jo: Who’s there?

Mauricio: Mauricio.

Lisbeth: Mauricio, who?

Mauricio: Your brofur, Mauricio.

Lisbeth: I’m sorry we don’t have any brofurs, just sisfurs here.

Mauricio: Don’t be silly. You know me. I am the big, whiney Tuxedo cat.

Calista Jo: Oh, him. We don’t like him.

Lisbeth: Go away.

Mauricio: I’m not going anywhere. Now back away!

Lisbeth: No.

Mauricio: If you don’t, I’m going to bonk you on the heads with this cat door.

Calista Jo: You and what army?

Mauricio: Sheesh, you two are a pain in the backside.

Calista Jo: Lisbeth, I’m bored. Should we let him in?

Lisbeth: Yeah, I guess. If we don’t he’s going to sit there and whine.

Calista Jo: Oh yeah…I don’t like that.

Lisbeth: Let’s go watch the birds.

Calista Jo: Okay.

Mauricio: Finally, a guy could starve to death waiting on those two twits.

P.S. Please don’t forget to keep sending your love, prayers and purrs to our sisfur, Nylablue.

Bailey Boat Cat November 6, 2013 at 5:11 am

We need to stick together brofur! =^.^=
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Joey the Nike Cat October 24, 2013 at 2:01 pm

yes plz lets mauricio in… he mites gets nabbed by a skunk or sumpins. sides heze probally thirsty! And thanks fur stoppin by to purr fur my foster mom and my cuzzin Angel who wents over the rainbow bridge. Angel’s son Lil Bear is furry ferociously hyper and Ize teachin him how to play nicely. Sumtimes I haves to puts my paw on hims head and tells him to calm down lil boy… I may only be likes two months older buts i’m twice as bigs as youz and I can just sits on you til youz behaves.
Joey the Nike Cat.

Noodle October 22, 2013 at 10:24 am

Siblings! What would we do without them.

Noodle hugs

Texas October 21, 2013 at 11:46 pm

MOL! You girls are too funny!
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GrammyMouseTails October 21, 2013 at 8:37 pm

poor Mauricio, he is the big brother protector and can’t find no respect from all his sisfurs. I’m glad you got in to eat. I’m starving, did you save a bite for moi?
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Daisy the Curly Cat October 21, 2013 at 8:04 pm

Brothers!
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BeadedTail October 21, 2013 at 7:45 pm

MOL! That’s funny! We’re glad you let him in though!
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LP October 21, 2013 at 4:46 pm

Mauricio, do the girls give you a hard time?!! Or do YOU give them a hard time?!! Over here , Levon is very adept at bothering absolutely everyone!! 😉

the critters in the cottage xo

Coccolino the mini pig October 21, 2013 at 2:18 pm

I’m a boy with a house full of boys and my girl. My Girl is the only one that actually lets me cuddle so I can’t complain too much 🙂
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Fur Everywhere October 21, 2013 at 11:34 am

MOL!! You are funny, kitties 🙂
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Caren Gittleman October 21, 2013 at 11:17 am

thanks for the Monday morning chuckle! Loved it!
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Kuruk October 21, 2013 at 11:01 am

Now, now kitties, you should all get along! Woooowoooooo!
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Sushi October 21, 2013 at 9:44 am

Poor mauricio… Tee hee… Don’t wanna comment. I’m a girlcat.
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Sherri-Ellen T-D. October 21, 2013 at 12:03 am

Yow Sisfurz bee NICE to me Brofur okayz?? me doez not wanna have to come over dere n give ya a leckture bout beein nice!!! Mauricio iz a guud mankat n he deeservez sum reespect!! Nylablue haz spoken!!
Yer sisfur who lubz ya all… 😉
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Cathy Keisha October 20, 2013 at 9:49 pm

HAH! He should be thrown out of the Cat Scouts cos they’d know how to forage for their dinner. They’d also know how to get into the house quicker. MOL!
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Brian October 20, 2013 at 7:35 pm

Well, I can’t say too much about sisters, they’ve been taking good care of me.
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Spitty the Kitty October 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm

Ha ha ha! Do you want me to come over there and help you bonk *all* the sisfurs on their noggins for being so mean to you? I mean, how do you STAND being the only boy? I think your Human needs to go find you some boycat brofurs and even up the score a little at your house!
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Katnip Lounge October 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm

SISTERS! We know ALL about pesty sisters…

The Beleaguered ManKats
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Judy October 20, 2013 at 1:30 pm

This iz really funny. Sisfur’s can be a real pain,MOL. Love Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)

Penelope October 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm

Bwa!!! Haa!!! Haaa!!!
Mes loves it when a good story makes coffee comes out Mommy’s nose!!!
Kisses
Nellie
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Oui Oui October 20, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Sisters cane be BIG trouble! I know, Julie is my sister.

Purrs,
Carl
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Loupi and Zorro October 20, 2013 at 11:39 am

Poor Mauricio ! Your sisfurs seems to be cute little pests…. Purrs
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Angel Abby October 20, 2013 at 10:07 am

Mauricio I know our sisfurs do the same thing to us. No respect I tell you, they give us no respect. Happy EZ!
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Austin Towers October 20, 2013 at 10:01 am

Mauricio, that deserves a merit badge for sure! Patience, maybe! :)))
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The Island Cats October 20, 2013 at 8:55 am

Mauricio, it’s tough dealing with those silly girlcats, isn’t it??

Wally & Ernie
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Lidia October 20, 2013 at 7:47 am

Oh, oh, poor Mauricio! 😉
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Sammy October 20, 2013 at 6:15 am

HAHA! Poor Mauricio – locked out of his own house…..tee hee. Well he can always pitch his Cat Scout tent outside and make camp…..we Scouts know how to survive in the wilderness……Happy Sunday!

Kitty Hugs, Sammy
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Molly The Wally October 20, 2013 at 5:35 am

Enjoy your bird TV. Have a serene Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
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Sparkle October 20, 2013 at 3:55 am

You girls are funny! Too bad Binga doesn’t go out. I’d enjoy not letting her back in.
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Whisppy October 20, 2013 at 3:10 am

MOL! That’s funny! Next time, just bonk them on the head with the cat flap, Mauricio!
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speedyrabbit October 20, 2013 at 2:55 am

Hehehe Mauricio it must be hard being guy with so many girls about,xx Speedy
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prancer pie October 20, 2013 at 12:15 am

Heh-Heh, that conversation could be overheard here, too.!

Have an easy Sunday, kittehz! XOXO
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McGuffy Ann Morris October 19, 2013 at 10:23 pm

This was cute & funny…poor guy! ~xo~
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