Lily Olivia
Mom was following us around all day trying to take photos of our backsides…how rude! We’d forgotten all about this Tocktober nonsense. She misses so many impawtant things, like Feral Cat Day and the recent blogosphere trip to Niagara Falls. Why oh why couldn’t she forget about this horrible tradition? If we took photos of her backend, we know those photos would never see the light of day. MOL!
The youngsters were able to avoid her or at least keep their butts tilted downward.
So who got nailed for this demeaning celebration? I did, Lily Olivia. At my age, I should not be subjected to this humiliation. I should be treated with respect and dignity. But I was tricked. Dad started giving me chin scritches. To show my appreciation, I put my tail up in a happy cat pose. Before I knew what was happening, Mom was snapping photos. I should have thwacked her with my tail, but it was too late. The deed was done.
For me, it is not as mortifying. I have nice fluffy tocks so I can display myself without too much embarrassment.
Mauricio
Mauricio, on the other hand, was “X” rated until Mom gave him a little cover-up. Even so, if you could see beneath his furs, you would see that he was blushing.
She thought she was doing us a favor by using these cute paw print frames, claiming they would distract you from focusing on our unmentionables. I’m sure you’ll agree, however, that she just drew more attention to them.
The only saving grace is that her pitiful photography produced a fuzzy photo of me and a big black blob for Mauricio.
Oh yeah, and she sprinkled a few puns into this post. Even more embarrassing! Like she thinks that will make up for treating us so shabbily. If you don’t pick up on them, don’t feel too badly. They are super lame.
Happy Tocktober to all who are celebrating today! Know that we share in your shame and distain for this “holiday.”
Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia
p.s. We’d like to start a petition to protest this exploitation of cats through feline pornography. Let us know if you would like to sign.
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Oh no, the humiliation! But then you do have gorgeous tocks Miss Lily.
Our mama has been following us around with the camera aimed at our backsides too.
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OMC this was great! You are going to fire your Mom if she doesn’t watch it!!! Love the pawprint frames đ Mau got the worse of it, thank goodness for the “pastie” MOL! My Mom says we all sit down when she gets behind us so she had a heck of a time too. Sorry we missed selfie sunday, Mom is lame đ
Marty
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I’m super surprised that the peep hasn’t been tryin’ to get pictures of me for this event. You should see the number of pictures she has of the back of my head. Must be millions. And she does it all without even tryin’.
Purrs,
Nissy
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Humans and their puns. And their “way with photos”! *sigh* What’s a respectable kitty to do???
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P-ES
We are goin VR for SAMOWEEN!
MOL
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OH MY COD!!! Allie says she’s blushing for Mau too….she’s glad he had that “cover-up”. We actually think it’s kind of fun….so long as we don’t have to see MOM’s ‘tocks!!!!
The Florida Furkids with special smoochies and nosekisses to Mau from Allie
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Bet they wouldn’t like it if we got hold of the camera and took pictures of their backsides!
Noodle
Um…good thing we just today heard about this…
Um…butt…those are nicely done tocks! MOL!!
Pipo &Minko ~ WeBeesSiameezers recently posted…Double Sunday Selfie
WHO decided that we needed this TOCKtober stuff???? So very humiliating…do we have one of these “special” days dedicated to HuTocks????
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toctober is one event mom seems to have missed. We prefer to display our floofy bellies & faces & feet. But we enjoy seeing some of the very floofy tocks that are out there. I’m sorry your dad tricked you (my dad tricked me to take my tummy photo) and at least your mom had the sensitivity to cover up Mauricio’s unmentionable.
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Thank COD our Mommy forgotted…cos she has some DOOZIES of Maui and John post-shaving…
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Yow Lily oliva n Marucio yta shure haz trubble dere…
Me wuud LUB to sine da peetishun!! Me told Mum NO pix of me tockz n she agreed. Butt she followz me around wif da cammyra…so me haz to bee on guard, MOL!!!
**paw kissez** Nylablue xxxxx
You celebrated tocktober in style!
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Where do I sign? My only consolation is that my human never knows what day it is, so I think I might have been saved from this particular indignity!! Uh Oh! She’s sizing me up with one of her little beady eyes!!
Austin Towers recently posted…I’m ready for my close-up ….. !
This is one of the main reasons I’m always either sitting or laying down. Just sayin.
Purrs,
Isabella
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My mum embarrassed me by showing off my tocks too.
Flynn recently posted…Mancat Monday and Happy Tocktober Derby.
Youâre tocks are nice butt theyâve be nicer if we could actually see them. MOL! I made my stuffies stick out their bums for my Tabby Cat Club post and wouldnât permit it to rear end MY blog. Where do I sign.
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Hee hee hee! I’m glad Mum’s being a slacker today and didn’t post a photo of MY backside!
Alice Marie recently posted…Sunday Selfie
Ah… You both have very nice tocks to reveal and so gave it your all
Or should I say showed all
MOL
Timmy
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That was terrific! I feel like I stumbled into Tocks R Us in Blogville today!
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Oh no! Well, if it’s any consolation, you both have cute tocks! Lily Olivia, I can’t believe they tricked you!
Annie will gladly sign your petition, but Pierrot, the devil, sees no problem with this.
Annie recently posted…Sunday Selfies
We just had to provide some tock shots of Annabelle furry little bottom. It is G rated because she has so much fluff! But those were some good tock shots and a friendly tail is a good tail and it’s also a very pretty tail!
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lol.. I tend to forget tocktober, which is sad because I really love my cat’s tocks
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We have never heard of this “holiday,” and thank COD neither had Mom. We are off the hook. Sorry you guys got exploited. We will sign your petition for sure!!
Sampy sends 24958734 kisses to Astrid, and we all send love and hugs.
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Excellent tocktober pics! But yeah, we know what you mean… hoomins are always trying to take our pics, no matter what we are doing.
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Very nice tocks đ
We know what you mean…the humans take our pictures in the most compromising positions. Though we admit, those are some pretty cute ‘tocks. đ
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OMC! This is traumatising for all of us !!!
The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxx
Pee Ess.We’re not allowing Mummy Janey to read this.
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Oh we iz on your side guys….show the mums tocks I say..i am lucky I have the floofs there..poor Pickles doesn’t..and her tocks have a black heart shape..so always being spied on by mum fur some reason..we will sign the petitions…paw pats an sympathies..Dinnermintz…and a disgruntled Pickles xxxxx
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Oh MyâŠ..cat pornography. The very idea frightens me. Raises paw ⊠I will sign a petition to protest this exploitation of cats through feline pornography.
YeaâŠit’s Monday
C S Charles
Mum has been wondering for a long time what did “tock” means (even Google Translate doesn’t know it you know), but the more she reads blogs with us and watches pictures, the more she understands ! Purrs
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Hickory dickory dock
Mom captured all your tocks!!!
Tee Hee…………..I allowed Mom to post a tock shot on the Tabby Cat Club yesterday. One of those little embarrassing “occasions” that crop up every year whether we like it or not!
Hugs, Sammy
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My human and I were too busy this weekend to do tock shots – she may try to get some today.
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We are going to keep our tails covering our unmentionables until it’s November!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Hannah and Lucy recently posted…Lucy’s Sunday Selfie
OMC Weez will sign it fur suwe. Me kuldn’t believ dat mommy had actually saved a kupple of those backside fotos. Weez usually make hers delete ’em wight away, but sumhow weez let a kupple get by us. MOL Yous fotos awe cute and not neawly as disgwaceful as sum. đ Weez wish ow mommy had a furgotten tocktober too. Of all da fings fur hers to member lately….hmmpht
Luv ya’
Dezi
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This tickled us. Great tock shots, furriends!
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MOL, happy TockTober!
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hehe!!! Love the coverup! : )
I’m all for manners and discretion. Waffles, on the other paw…
~Katie
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I love this!!! Oh, Truffles!!! đ
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I will provide my pawprint for sure! How undignified! Love, Cody
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