Good morning, America, how are you? Don’t you know me? I’m your favorite
son daughter (aka Lily Olivia). I’m the cat they call the Captain of America. I’ll be here to purrtect you ’til the day is done.*
We got this cool shirt to model from our best furiends, The Florida Furkids, from Friends Furever, where it was modeled by Raz and Mau’s vision-of-floofiness girlfriend, Allie.
The shirt is very small. It only would have fit Lily or Astrid, and Mom didn’t want to listen to Astrid meyowl while she tried to put it on her. Lily did put up quite a fuss, clawed Mom on the wrist and gave her the stink-eye glare, but then she didn’t want to take it off. She wore it around the house for several hours and even outside.
Not to fret, the shirt will be laundered before we pass it to the next recipient. In order to do that, we need a volunteer. If you are a kitty, bun, piggie or woofie who can wear a size small and wants to be cool and stylin’, please leave us a comment, and we will send you the shirt.
Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
* With apologies to Steve Goodman for our parody of his superb folk song ”City of New Orleans,” which was first recorded by him in 1971, and is one of our mom’s favortite songs.